Toon!

Elves can go to hell. We are all tired of them and their tree hugging. There I said it. Its to the point where every single game in a world unlike earth contains atleast one semi elven race. Thankfully, there is toon that ends this. And even better; Toon lets you relive every old cartoon you absolutely adored as a child.

Toon is a simple Rpg that benifits hugely from a well placed railroad. The characters are cartoon characters with a large amount of skills and a lack of sense. Characters don;t die, they just fall down and can get back up later. Starting to sound like the Anti DnD yet? I can;t really find the words today to give the game true justice. Just that this is a book that should be in any classic gamers library.

You get points for simply being silly and hilarious while loosesly walking down a GM set railroad meant to get to the end of the "Episode" (Toons name for a session). A example of one is a episode in the book that involves the players taking over a Noodle restaurant in the middle of nowhere, only to find out the neighbor (And competition) is hell bent on stopping your store from being profitable at all costs. The players will get blown up, shoved in noodle machines and ran over by a boulder.

I am not too sure if it is in print anymore, but I am sure you can find a copy somewhere. If your group is in the mood to find something funny and strange, go get toon.